Corrupt-a-Wish

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. The hood is down permanently, over your eyes. When wearing it, you cannot see.

I wish I had a garden.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but av zat vill grov in it iz cacti.

Ah vizh ze forum vaz more active.

[Verdauga]

Granted. Of course, most of the activity are bots, but hey, a post is a post, right?

I wish I had the power to fix the issues that's letting all the bots join. >_<

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but ye accidentally end up deletin' av ze real uzerz' accountz taae. Ach...

Ah vizh ve 'ad more information on vhezer Netflix iz ztill daein' a Redwall zeriez or nae.

[Matthias720]

Granted. The adaptation is awful and should never see the light of day.

I wish it was 2002 again.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted, but by some ill-twist of fate, and a bit of screwing up in the time travel process, Eminem has taken over the world.

I wish people were easier to read.

[Matthias720]

Granted. You can read people like books, but you no longer have anyone to talk to.

I wish I knew when the next great deck of playing cards will be released.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Granted, but vhen ye get it ye foind av o' ze Acez und Face-cardz are mizzin'.

Ah vizh common zenze vaz much more common.

[Matthias720]

Granted. Common sense now occurs 0.000000001% more common.

I wish my favorite childhood TV would get a DVD release.

[The Skarzs]

Granted, but the voice actors were changed for the release and it doesn't feel the same.

I wish I were never tired when I get up early.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted, you're never tired. Ever.

I wish hot water bottles stayed hot.

[Matthias720]

Granted. You've broken entropy, and the whole universe will eventually boil thanks to your hot water bottles.

I wish the world would continue on as it always has.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. The happy people are always happy, but those in poverty or sickness are forever stuck like that, with no hope of improvement. George down the street's dad just died? He is forever stuck in grief, the healing balm of time never having a chance to touch him, for otherwise, his world might change.

I wish I had more pairs of comfortable pants.

[Matthias720]

Granted. The pants are extremely comfortable the first time you wear them. Subsequent wearings are extremely uncomfortable, however.

I wish to see this game continue on for another 250 pages.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Granted. The rest of the forum goes completely inactive, though.

I wish I'd managed to get all the hair off after shaving the dogs.