Choose Your Own Adventure - Forum Edition

[Groddil]

You are about to search the master bedroom for the items you need, but the door opens into an empty black void.
"Huh."
"Nobody's ever seen what's in there. No wonder."
Taking care not to fall in, you gingerly shut the bedroom door.

What do you do?

Baliss: Ask rachel if she found the StayFresh Fruit Bag.
Baliss: Ask Blue if she found the StayFresh Fruit Bag.
Baliss: Search the kitchen drawers.
Baliss: Search the garage.
Baliss: Turn on the Goose.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 1.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 6.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.
StayFresh Cheese Bag - A zip-lock bag.
StayFresh Bread Bag - A zip-lock bag.
StayFresh Bread Bag - A zip-lock bag.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 6.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
#125: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420.5]
#126: Unknown: [MATTHIASMAN]
#127: Unknown: [SPACEBABE]
#128: Unknown: [MARIANA]
#129: Unknown: [YOSHI]
#130: Unknown: [BRIAN]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You enter the garage in search of the last StayFresh bag. The room is cluttered with random trash, but something catches your eye in the corner. Crushed beneath some sort of press is a charred lump of white plastic. You inspect it, and notice a lump resembling a storm trooper's helmet. You search the random tat littering the ground, but do not find the bag.

What do you do?

Baliss: Ask rachel if she found the StayFresh Fruit Bag.
Baliss: Ask Blue if she found the StayFresh Fruit Bag.
Baliss: Search the kitchen drawers.
Baliss: Turn on the Goose.
Baliss: Search ABareBear's corpse.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 1.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 6.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.
StayFresh Cheese Bag - A zip-lock bag.
StayFresh Bread Bag - A zip-lock bag.
StayFresh Bread Bag - A zip-lock bag.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 6.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
#125: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420.5]
#126: Unknown: [MATTHIASMAN]
#127: Unknown: [SPACEBABE]
#128: Unknown: [MARIANA]
#129: Unknown: [YOSHI]
#130: Unknown: [BRIAN]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You search the corpse of ABareBear for the last bag, but it doesn't seem to be there. You take a chicken drumstick from the Forumite's pocket and shove it in the StayFresh Meat Bag, and also find an "iPhone 8," that luckily seems to have no password.

What do you do?

Baliss: Ask rachel if she found the StayFresh Fruit Bag.
Baliss: Ask Blue if she found the StayFresh Fruit Bag.
Baliss: Search the kitchen drawers.
Baliss: Turn on the Goose.
Baliss: Turn on the "iPhone 8."

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 1.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 6.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.
StayFresh Cheese Bag - A zip-lock bag.
StayFresh Meat Bag - A zip-lock bag. Filled and ready to go.
StayFresh Bread Bag - A zip-lock bag.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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[close]

Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 6.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
#125: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420.5]
#126: Unknown: [MATTHIASMAN]
#127: Unknown: [SPACEBABE]
#128: Unknown: [MARIANA]
#129: Unknown: [YOSHI]
#130: Unknown: [BRIAN]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

[close]

[close]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You turn on the iPhone 8, which appears largely empty of apps. Three pop-ups appear on the screen, two of which you recognize, while the 3rd is simply labelled as "MM."

What do you do?

Baliss: Tap the contacts icon.
Baliss: Tap the settings icon.
Baliss: Tap the MM icon.

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 1.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 6.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.
StayFresh Cheese Bag - A zip-lock bag.
StayFresh Meat Bag - A zip-lock bag. Filled and ready to go.
StayFresh Bread Bag - A zip-lock bag.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

[close]

MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

[close]

[close]

Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

[close]

BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 6.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

[close]

Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
#125: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420.5]
#126: Unknown: [MATTHIASMAN]
#127: Unknown: [SPACEBABE]
#128: Unknown: [MARIANA]
#129: Unknown: [YOSHI]
#130: Unknown: [BRIAN]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[close]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You tap the MM icon on the phone, which launches an application known as "MergeManager." The app seems unresponsive, asking for a password you do not have.
"Huh."
Before you can do anything else, the phone begins ringing.
"He-"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN THERE?"
"Huh?"
"YOU'VE BEEN SCREWING AROUND IN THAT HOUSE FOR MONTHS, IDIOT!"
"Yeah."
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF-"
The nearby wall explodes in a shower of drywall and timber. The safe containing the latest Macguffin smashes into the kitchen bench, severely misshapen. You manage to pry open the safe door, retrieving the World's Sharpest Knife.
"Well... Scratch that one off the list..."

Now what?

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 1.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 6.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole - In the Ashens thread.

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

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Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]

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Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 6.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
#125: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420.5]
#126: Unknown: [MATTHIASMAN]
#127: Unknown: [SPACEBABE]
#128: Unknown: [MARIANA]
#129: Unknown: [YOSHI]
#130: Unknown: [BRIAN]

[close]

Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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[/quote]

[Chipster of Noonvale]

...

[Groddil]

You enter a random password into the MergeManager app.
"Error. Wrong password detected. Error. User: ABareBear not found. Initializing self-destruct sequence."
You toss the phone away from you as it explodes in a large fireball.
"Well then."
"So. Now what?"

Now what?

Standard CYOA stuff

Baliss's Inventory

Weapons
Jury-Rigged Growth Ray - A shrink ray that has been modified to run without a Quantum Carbonizer. It can now only make things bigger. You dropped it, and now it's broken. You'd need a trigger to fix it.
Tranquilizer Pistol - A non-lethal weapon that can knock out members. Loaded with 1 dart.
Tesla Rifle - Fires lightning that is highly effective against robots and electronics, and can jump from target to target. Loaded with 3 Tesla Cells.
FloppyDisc - A frisbee made of strange putty. When it hits something, the putty melts and sticks to the target. Use the detonator to make it explode. You have 2.
GuestGrenade - A fragmentation grenade that uses IP Nodes to only hit guests. You have 1.
BanHammer - A claw hammer that glows with mysterious energy. Only Moderators can wield it safely.

Aid
T.I.D. - Some sort of medicinal device. Stands for "Transfusion Injector Device."
R.A.D. - Radioactive Acid Defibrillator. When injected via T.I.D., can bring a Forumite back from the brink of death.
First-Aid Supplies - A small first-aid kit consisting of a few Panadol tablets and some bandages. Will heal minor wounds.

Ammo
Tranquilizer Darts - Ammo for the Tranquilizer Pistol. You have 5.
Tesla Cells - Ammo for the Tesla Rifle. You have 6.

Quest Items
Dungeon Keyring - A keyring that can open any door in the dungeon.
DNApass - A special card that allows Forumites to buy DNA from Groddil's shop.
Bamazon Employee Card - You receive a 1 Forumbuck discount at Bamazon vendors, and can access Bamazon software.
Index Button! - Used to travel between the Index and the different Boards.
MacGuffin Map - Locations of all the MacGuffins and Moderators.
Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu (English Translation) - A brochure that outlines a mysterious ritual.
Extractor - A strange syringe that can extract Moderator Cores from incapacitated Moderators.
DeckMaster - Find other Forumite's memberdecks and wipe certain data from them. Non-lethally take down Moderators.
Gun of Gravity - A mysterious device. You probably shouldn't use it until you need to.
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - A green crystal ball with some level of sentience. Has some sort of use.
World's Sharpest Knife - The sharpest blade in the known world. You are afraid to wield it, lest you tear apart the universe at the molecular level.

Other
Rucksack - Stores stuff.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the forum. You have 12.
Multitool - Some sort of pocket knife, with many attachments such as a corkscrew, pliers, and a tazer.
FloppyDetonator - Use this button! to detonate FloppyDiscs.
Galli's Body - Aimless Gallivanter's corpse.

Junk
Gristle - What even is this stuff? Do you even want to know?
Transmitter - A part for the Decodifier.
Cable - A part for the Decodifier.
Broken Decodifier - A part for the Decodifier.
Jewelry Box - A small box filled with gems and jewels.

Decodifier Schematics

Decodifier Schematics - A document that details how to make a Decodifier.
Requires:
1 x Trigger - A trigger used to fire "gun-like" devices.
1 x Quantum Carbonizer - A scientific gadget used to construct top-tier weapons and devices.
1 x Imperial Electrocore - A scientific gadget used in many pieces of advanced technology.
2 x Moderator Core - Small balls of energy that give Moderators their powers.
1 x Cable - A length of cable.
1 x Transmitter - An electronic transmitter.
1 x Broken Decodifier - The shattered outer shell of a Decodifier. Most of the parts are broken, but the actual body of the device can probably be repaired with a bit of superglue.
1 x Superglue - Some superglue.

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MacGuffin Map

MacGuffin Locations

Holy Hand Grenade - The Cellars
Scrying Eye of Egglebub - Announcements - In the viewing box.
Spear of Destiny - Redwall Fan Websites
5 tentacles from Cthulhu's beard - The Cellars
Taxation Forms of Lord Trump - The Hearth
Golden Egg - History, Legends, and myths
Solar Scorcher - Other Works
Down of Phoenix - Fan Fiction
Gun of Gravity - Discussionland - In the possession of a Groddil Clone. Bring him the lost package in Fan Fiction and deal with Wylder.
Sabre of Light - Roleplaying
Pack of Proton - Forum Games
Shrubbery - The Orchard
World's Sharpest Knife - Cavern Hole - In the Ashens thread.

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Moderator Locations

Local

Captain Leo - Fan Fiction - Captain of a ship, now in the possession of Frost.
Brookskimmer - Roleplaying

Global

Lutra - Unknown
Rainshadow - The Orchard
DanielofRedwall - Forum Games
Leatho Shellhound - Suggestions and Concerns
Taggerung - Redwall Fan Websites.
Osu - The Cellars

Administrators

Slagar - The Cellars
010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001 - Restricted
Matthias720 - Restricted
James Gryphon - Restricted
The Administrator - Restricted

[close]

[close]

Brochure: The Call of Cthulhu

How to earn a favor from the greatest of the Old Ones himself.

• Travel to Holy R'lyeh, where He is imprisoned.
• Sacrifice a drop of blood to the Vessel of Holding, and you shall be granted passage to Him.
• Place an Effigy, modeled in His image, onto His Seal.
• Utter the words "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"
• Stab the Effigy three times with the Blade of Sacrifice.

Should the ritual be completed successfully, He will grant you one favor.

[close]

[close]

Galli's Inventory

Cardboard Box - A large cardboard box. Stuffed animals and evil rabbits piloting planes not included.
Stuffed Toy - An adorably evil plushie Cthulhu. Why Galli has it is anyone's guess, but it might be a good idea to keep her away from any locations notorious for the possibility to summon evil, otherwordly creatures with the power to destroy the universe. Yeah.
Beetle - A crushed beetle with an unknown electronic device inside it.
ForumBuck - Currency used on the Forum. Galli has 1 ForumBuck with a bite out of it, rendering it useless.

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BlueRose's Inventory

Scimitar - Daskar's sword. BlueRose is using it.
Flower - A blue rose.
Double-Barreled Shotgun - A snazzy weapon recovered from the Dungeon. BlueRose is using it. Loaded with 2 Standard Shells.
Shotgun Shells - Ammo for the Double-Barreled Shotgun. BlueRose has 6.
Beanbag Shells - Ammo for the Shotgun. Non-lethal. BlueRose have 10.

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Memberdeck

Members Encountered:
#0: The Administrator - The Supreme Overlord of Loamhedge, Savior of the Guests and Slayer of the Great Gryphon.
#1: Unknown: [JAMES]
#2: Ashe - A badger, formerly the strongest PowerPlayer in existence. He now runs a teahouse.
#3: Jukka - The oldest of the squirrel sisters. One half of Delka.
#4: Russa - An insane squirrel, who resided in the hospital. Was erased from existence by Ashe. The youngest of the Squirrel Sisters.
#5: Amber - The middle Squirrel Sister, and a member of the Revolution. Was bringing Mace Windex to Brockhall High.
#6: Unknown: [SOREN]
#7: Corn - A Forumite who wields a frying pan, and a potential future companion of yours.
#8: Unknown: [BANYA]
#9: Delthion - Leader of the Revolution against the Administrator. One half of Delka.
#10: Skarzs - A strange creature that resembles a potato. Huge, strong, and doesn't say much.
#11: Unknown: [GONFF]
#12: Unknown: [REGUBA]
#13: Unknown: [PERIFAEN]
#14: Unknown: [LEATHO]
#15: Rocktree - A member of the Forum Revolution, and the doorman to their hideout.
#16: Unknown: [MATTHIAS]
#17: Faiyloe - A fairy Forumite, whose home you destroyed. She can control Skarzs. You have unfinished business with her.
#18: Skyblade - A forumite you met in the Lawns. Is grateful for your assistance regarding Mhera.
#20: The binturong - A strange creature who sent you to the alternate forum.
#21: rachel25 - A strangely-dressed Forumite met in Cavern Hole. Knows BlueRose.
#22: Unknown: [SUNPAW]
#23: Unknown: [RAIN]
#24: Unknown: [DOTTI]
#25: Mhera - A Forumite killed while trying to escape from Loamhedge. Nobody escapes from Loamhedge.
#26: Unknown: [EULALIA]
#27: Kit - Another Forumite you met in the Lawns. Thinks you "killing" Lutra was probably not a good idea, but still appreciates your help.
#28: Unknown: [IZEROTH]
#29: Unknown: [HICKORY]
#30: Unknown: [MASK]
#31: Unknown: [DUSTFEATHER]
#32: Unknown: [ASHLEG]
#33: Wylder: A slightly mad squirrel found in Discussionland. Former season namer. Phased out of existence.
#34: Daskar - An unhappy stoat who ruled over Daskaria. He was trapped in Skarz's thread by Delthion. He was killed by BlueRose.
#35: Lutra - A Global Moderator in charge of the Forum Portal Network. Has retreated to the Honeycomb, close to death.
#36: Unknown: [SAND]
#37: Groddil - Some sort of Australian Forumite who is being held prisoner by the Administrator. His clones are all over the place, constantly making bad jokes and breaking the fourth wall.
#38: Unknown: [TAM]
#39: Unknown: [WRAITH]
#40: Captain Leo - A Local Moderator who sails the oceans of Fan Works. Killed by the Administrator.
#41: Unknown: [LOUGH]
#42: Unknown: [INQUISITOR]
#43: Unknown: [CONRAD]
#44: Unknown: [TESTER]
#45: GATXSD40-2 - A Forumite who you don't know much about. Was mauled by Guests and hit by a train.
#46: Darkenmal - A gloomy fox you encountered in Fan Works. BANNED! by Captain Leo.
#47: Unknown: [MEADOW]
#48: Rusvul - A Forumite whose life you saved. He helped you clear your name for Mhera's death afterwards.
#49: Unknown: [OSU]
#50: Unknown: [DANIEL]
#51: Unknown: [WOT]
#52: Unknown: [ABAREBEAR]
#53: Unknown: [PSYBOX]
#54: Galli - A strange Forumite who communicates through screams. She wanders the forum Aimlessly.
#55: Unknown: [HATLORD]
#56: Bonaparte - A rat who was once in charge of the Revolution. You and him seem to have met before.
#57: Unknown: [GRIFFEN]
#58: Albrithr - A long dead Forumite, found in the Face Gallery.
#59: Unknown: [NIGHTSHADE]
#60: Unknown: [BROOKSKIMMER]
#61: Unknown: [NILEJOY]
#62: Unknown: [SILENTSAM]
#63: Firehawke - A Forumite who spends her time in the Front Lawns. Seems friendly.
#64: Unknown: [TOMMY TREESHIELD]
#65: Unknown: [LORDTBT]
#66: Unknown: [HANNORWORD]
#67: Unknown: [WHITEGHOST]
#68: Unknown: [MENTALMIDWESTERN]
#69: Unknown: [FATCH]
#70: Unknown: [KROWDON]
#71: Unknown: [AMARITH]
#72: Unknown: [ROSIE]
#73: Unknown: [BADGERSWORD1]
#74: Chipster - A hare who once attacked Galli's cardboard box. His plane had already crashed when you got here. But is he truly dead...
#75: Unknown: [NORHAM]
#76: Unknown: [BROCKTRESS]
#77: Unknown: [TIRIA_]
#78: Unknown: [OLDFOX]
#79: Unknown: [SANDLOT]
#80: Unknown: [TAGGERUNG]
#81: Unknown: [MARY]
#82: alexandre - A rat Forumite, who has an afro for some reason. He ran off to "DiscussionLand."
#83: alexandre - Another rat Forumite, who also has an afro. Some kind of strange clone of the real alexandre. Killed by his real self.
#84: Unknown: [VIZKA]
#85: Unknown: [MILADY]
#86: Unknown: [NATHAN]
#87: Unknown: [UNGATT]
#88: Unknown: [2QUID]
#89: Unknown: [HIAG]
#90: Slagar - An evil, deformed fox in a mask. He threw you into the cellars.
#91: Baliss - This is you. A genetic freak with tendrils for arms.
#92: Unknown: [LORDE]
#93: Unknown: [BELLE]
#94: Unknown: [MACHI]
#95: Unknown: [PERI2]
#96: Unknown: [DANNFLOR]
#97: Unknown: [EMBER]
#98: Unknown: [BRINTY]
#99: Unknown: [GNOFLET]
#100: Unknown: [GROND]
#101: Unknown: [WINIFRED]
#102: Unknown: [WORTSHIRE]
#103: Unknown: [PRINCE]
#104: Felldoh - The Old One, a wise old squirrel that lives deep beneath the Cellars.
#105: Unknown: [AUSTIN]
#106: Unknown: [YORIK]
#107: Myrel - A Forumite encountered aboard a Submarine in the Deep Tunnels by the AI Module. Died during the Escape to the Index.
#108: Unknown: [DAVIDKIMS]
#109: Unknown: [SKIPPER]
#110: Frost - A cheerful otter you encountered in Fan Works. Bleeding heavily from a flintlock pistol wound.
#111: Unknown: [GURL]
#112: Unknown: [CREGGA]
#113: Unknown: [THE MASK]
#114: Unknown: [TUMBLER]
#115: Unknown: [MAFIA]
#116: Unknown: [REDWALLBOOKS]
#117: Unknown: [ALDARITH]
#118: (null): 010100110110100101100101011100100111001001100001
#119: Unknown: [ANDY]
#120: Unknown: [BJAQFAN]
#121: Unknown: [TIRIA]
#122: Unknown: [THISTHING]
#123: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420]
#124: Unknown: [PHOENIX]
#125: Unknown: [BIGPANDA420.5]
#126: Unknown: [MATTHIASMAN]
#127: Unknown: [SPACEBABE]
#128: Unknown: [MARIANA]
#129: Unknown: [YOSHI]
#130: Unknown: [BRIAN]

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Peoplez wot's travelling with you

Baliss - Member #90. This is you. You've been injected with Rattlesnake DNA, which removes the slime from your skin and gives you better vision in dark places. You have also been injected with Otter DNA, which gives you paws and a coat of fur. You can now swim, survive in the cold, and perform tasks that need fingers to do.
Galli - Member #54. She can deploy a cardboard box as a shelter. Affinity: 3 Deceased
Daskar - Member #34. He can call for support from the Daskarian Imperium. Affinity: -3 Deceased.
BlueRose - Member #19. She has knowledge of the forum, and can help you sway members to your side. Affinity: 2
Bonaparte - Member #55. He is skilled at avoiding Moderators. Affinity: 0 Location: Unknown.
AI Module - Member #N/A. Robot shell is well-armed. Can hack stuff. Affinity: 2 Location: Unknown.

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