terrible ways to start a conversation

[James Gryphon]

78. What would you do if I took your (glasses/phone/valuable personal item) and just smashed it into a million pieces?

[The Skarzs]

(Probably go full Italian on you.)

[James Gryphon]

79. So, me versus you, the ultimate duel. I have a sword and you have a submachine gun...

80. What would happen if I hit you so hard that it knocked you out?

[Ashleg]

Spoiler

I do believe that one takes the cake.

(I don't have anything to add though... )

Thanks.

[close]

81. "Woah, looks like I just stumbled in to Jurassic Park!"