Mr Sheevie's Jedi Academy

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Welcome youth! Take a seat and I'll begin the first lesson, "What's with the Force?"

[Tungro]

Nothing is with the force, the force is with me

[The Grey Coincidence]

You mean Sith Academy?

[Tungro]

Turncoat! {Addressing Sheev}

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Some confusions must be left confused. Now, lets continue! The Force, what is it? It binds all things together. It resides  in you and me!

[The Grey Coincidence]

It's basically George Lucas' amalgamation of some parts of Hinduism and Buddhism.

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Please stop, You're ruining my perception of the Force.

[Tungro]

Careful, worrying will give you more wrinkles

[Sebias of Redwall]

Careful, worrying will give you more wrinkles

Lol.