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June 07, 2020, 03:04:24 PM Last Edit: June 07, 2020, 03:06:36 PM by Captain Wortshire
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lass of something much

#1
June 07, 2020, 04:04:32 PM
*blinks* Hate to break it to you, but Seb will just say that he's the judge, so he gets to pick, and he will always say that you are guilty... :P


So....



...Yeah....
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Sebias of Redwall

#2
June 07, 2020, 05:18:30 PM
Oh, I dunno. A lawyer would add a bit of spice to things. But we'll have to see, I guess. ^.^
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

Verdauga

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June 07, 2020, 09:10:41 PM
So. . . . Like me? Cool.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Captain Wortshire

#4
June 07, 2020, 10:58:08 PM
First come, first served, one case at a time...
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"It's so sad. Nobody understands you. But the truth is you're the one who finds everyone & everything to be a pain in the butt."
"The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now."
"Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul"
"We're making the mother of all omelettes here. Can't fret over every egg"
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June 08, 2020, 12:50:58 AM
Quote from: Verdauga on June 07, 2020, 09:10:41 PM
So. . . . Like me? Cool.
Yeah, aren't you a lawyer as well?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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