Corny's Medical Shop!

[Ally046]

*Happy pills*  "Nothing Kade."

[Kade Rivok]

I don't think that's their proper use >_>

[Flib Bigboat]

Also, I think Flib may be dead by this point.  She's been trapped under a vending machine (me) for two weeks now.

Apart from having a bloody nose (irl, from a boy hitting a ball waaaay too hard at my face last night), I'm doing ok.

[Kade Rivok]

Goodness.  Well, apart from the bloody nose, it's good that you're still alive.

[Flib Bigboat]

Indeed.

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Illnezz
Needz
Dry
Eye
Eatin'
Doughnutz

[Kade Rivok]

*Rumbles at the mention of doughnuts.*

[Flib Bigboat]

*challenges Kade to a duel to the death pain* The winner gets the doughnuts!

[Kade Rivok]

I mean, I'm a vending machine.  Not sure I'll be able to put up much of a fight.

On the other hand, I don't think I feel pain either, soooo....

[Flib Bigboat]

You could stop working and go on strike.
(And "to the pain" is a Princess Bride reference.)

[Kade Rivok]

(I know )

Honestly, I'm pretty sure I'm not getting paid in the first place.

[Flib Bigboat]

*pays Kade a thousand dollars in food*

[Kade Rivok]

*Unfortunately is a vending machine and can't actually eat the food.*

[Flib Bigboat]

*is sad*

[Kade Rivok]

Life is like that sometimes.