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shisteer of nothing much

#60
May 24, 2020, 11:03:29 AM
Hey, can I get a hand grenade and a bucket of petrol sent to Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day), please?
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#61
May 24, 2020, 07:16:54 PM
Can Ah get a nev cupboard viz Hitler und Napoleon locked up in it zent tae ze topic 'Come And Learn, Young Children! AKA The School' tae replace ze auld, burned up vone pleaze?
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Sebias of Redwall

#62
May 29, 2020, 01:30:53 AM
Could I have a suit of armor brought to the topic REDWALL ABBEY IS UNDER ATTACK?
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!

shisteer of nothing much

#63
May 31, 2020, 03:48:12 AM
Can I get a box of matches sent to Lock This Topic Too! (By Next New Year's Day), please?
    I have a shiny thing! See?


And also some random, unnecessary coding.[/li][/list]<br /><br />

Long live the RRR!

One-Eye the wildcat

#64
May 31, 2020, 04:03:08 AM
Can I havr guns and ammunition sent to ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

lass of something much

#65
June 01, 2020, 07:21:09 AM
Quote from: Sebias of Redwall on May 29, 2020, 01:30:53 AM
Could I have a suit of armor brought to the topic REDWALL ABBEY IS UNDER ATTACK?
*ATTACK ON REDWALL ABBEY
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Verdauga

#66
July 04, 2020, 02:47:32 AM
Captain?
I'd like a new production Silver and Fletcher "The Expert", a double barreled, side by side shotgun, a giant cleaver, and a few chew toys? Take them to whicever topic is neareat; I'm not picky.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

lass of something much

#67
September 13, 2020, 11:42:13 PM
*revive*
𝓛𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓮 𝓕𝓲𝓼𝓱

Scott McLamok

#68
October 06, 2020, 04:17:24 AM
I need about twenty assorted spacecraft and one hundred assorted armors made for Tessos(Please include clone armor phase one and two, ODST BDU, and Mandalorian armor) Delivered tooooo The Tessos for hire thingy!
"A knife, thrown just right, can accomplish wonderful things." -Cayde- 6

"I'm ready! How bout you?" - Emile-A239

"If you win you live. If you lose you die. If you don't fight, you can't win." – Eren Jaeger

"Keep your wits sharp and your blade sharper." – Mandalore the Destroyer

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." - General Douglas MacArthur

This is the Way.

One-Eye the wildcat

#69
October 06, 2020, 07:47:47 PM
I need a record player sent to the courthouse.
"What will become of us? Where will we go, we who wander this vast wasteland in search of our better selves?"

"Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos."
Long live the RRR!!

Verdauga

#70
November 20, 2020, 07:45:18 PM
*Walks up to the counter, and rings a bell.*
Helloo? Whoever runs this establishment while Wortshire's away, could you please deliver a shipment of Lithium Deuteride to the Gloomy basement topic? And I only need thirty pounds of it. I'll pay cash. Thanks.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?
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