An Elderly Parrot

[Sebias of Redwall]

Off with her toes! *Waves celery stick*

[Kade Rivok]

Aye!  *Pulls out the tiny guillotine.*   

[Sebias of Redwall]

*Beats massive drums, crowds wail and screech as the tune increases dramatically*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Watches in horror*

[Kade Rivok]

*Sticks one of BL's little toesies in the tiny guillotine.*  Any last requests?

[Booklover]

Yes. Don't cut off my toes.

[Kade Rivok]

Well todays opposite day so HAH *Pulls the tiny string and the tiny blade of the tiny guillotine begins to fall, as if in slow motion.*

[Booklover]

You're lying. If it was opposite day you'd have to say it wasn't.

[Verdauga]

It's actually an interesting paradox. If it's opposite day, and he said it was, then it would not be opposite day.
Thus, opposite day would in and of itself then not be opposite day, but then be opposite day.

[Kade Rivok]

*The blade continues to fall as people watch on in horror.  Ever so slowly, it approaches.  Ever so slowly....*

*Actually....*

I think the blade got jammed.

[Booklover]

Oy! Who stole my strawberry jam?

[Russa Nodrey]

D:

[shisteer of nothing much]

Russa...

[Booklover]

Thief, you have been warned, beware: you are trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.