Deleted Scenes from Redwall!

[Ungatt Trunn]

In this topic, you post deleted from the Redwall series scenes that you made up!
I'll start us off:

From the book Redwall:
*Cluny has just found out about Sella and Chickenhound's plot to betray him*
Cluny: So, those back-stabbing Foxes are planning againsed me! Are you sure about this, Chessetheif?
Chessethief: *Sollum look on face* Yes, cheif. I'm sure!
Cluny: Huh, I smell a Rat!
Chessethief: I know! The last time we washed was three years ago....
Cluny: Not like that....