Purposefully bad Translator

[Kera Thorn Bladewind]

I like to eat taco shells for dinner
35 later...
Foods such as tacos.

Crowpaw is a stupid cat
35 later...
CAT and Crowpaw

I need to stop playing with this thing now while writing meaningless words!
35 later...
This site, grain and type at the same time.

"Bigstorm is haunted by nightmares of Shiningfur, would it be worse were she a medicine cat or from another clan?"
"High Shiningfur hydraulic cylinders for medical management of cats is a dream come true for other children."