Kill The Previous Poster (Nyet, Not Really!!!)

[Booklover]

*fires an arrow at Lass, which is then diverted by her magic armour, then hits her in the head and kills her because she wasn't wearing the helmet that came with it* (idea shamelessly stolen from a webnovel I'm reading)

[Flib Bigboat]

How dare you! That's considered theft (from books)!

*poleaxes Booklover with an axe pole*

[Booklover]

No, it's a tribute to it! It's a good thing!

For that I'll... avada kedavra you, I guess?

[Flib Bigboat]

Eh? What's that? Some kinda book I ain't heard of yet?

*chops Booklover up with a dirk*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Goes to library, checks out biggest book he can find, and whacks flib with it

[lass of something much]

BHAHAHAHAHA

*Drops a volcano on Rill*

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

*Dies, but not before bringing lass under volcano with him

[lass of something much]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

[Flib Bigboat]

*Goes to library, checks out biggest book he can find, and whacks flib with it

How DARE you!!!! Don't you know how to take care of books? The biggest book in the library... wait, what was the title?

[Rillbrook the Wanderer]

I don't know the title unfortunately. It was a heavy but effective weapon, and I managed to keep it in good enough condition to return with no fines (though this may be due to the fact that I had a large book I had previously used as a weapon in my hands).

[Flib Bigboat]

It probably contained The Song that Never Ends.

[WorshipTiria]

I put you up against the man who expected the Spanish inquisition.

[Flib Bigboat]

*Spanish-inquisitions the man who expected it*
*bends lava on the next person to post*

[WorshipTiria]

I am Bolin.