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Started by Eustace Scrubb, August 03, 2012, 11:34:50 PM

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KitrallStreamrippler

Peter: (unconvincingly) Er, stay back- I warn you!
Susan: If only it was close enough to stab with your sword!
Lucy: *lightbulb* Susan, why don't you shoot it with your arrows?
Susan: ... Oh yeah. Why didn't I think of that?
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!


Maudie

Peter: Oh. I just realized what sword this is!
Lucy: No! I don't believe it! Aaah!
Suasn: The Sword of Martin the Warrior!
"And this is life eternal, that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom thou hast sent." John 17:3



Dag Downyfur

Peter: ok, magical sword....do something, do you expect me to do all the work?
Susan: are you telling me you can't work the thing?
Lucy: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Doctor Who is epic, so is Sherlock. And many other fandoms, but there's not enough room to list them all in my signature!
"I am and always will be the optimist, the hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams." -Matt Smith

Gnoflet

Susan: I want a sword to! 
Peter: I took lessons.       
Lucy:I just want to hide.
Shut him up or shut him down.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer.

Norham Waterpaw

Peter: Ha! I have killed the White Witch, the old hag!

Lucy: Um, that was Santa....
Hey you! What? Expecting a great quote or some heart-warming poem? Too bad, my signature is just boring. Stop reading it. Stop it. Why are you still reading it?

Wolfhunter333

Peter: M-Merry, the trees! They're talking!

Susan: We're not orcs! we're Hobbits! Halflings! Shire Folk!

Lucy: Tree! That is no Tree. That is an Ent.

Cornflower MM

Susan and Lucy: *Scream!!!!* Save us!!

Peter: HOW DO YOU WOK THIS (Electronic BLEEEEEEEEEEP) SHINY BLINDING THING?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

Brinty

Peter: "I have got to remember the word that makes this thing work! Abracadabra, do your thing, slay, Its not working."
Girls: "HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(sword jumps out of Peters hand and kills wolf.)
Peter: "I am so wise."
Girls: (role eyes)
Frodo: "Sam you must understand I'm going alone"
Sam: "Of course you are, and I'm coming with you!"

Hook: "Come on peter pan fly to the rescue and I'll shoot you right through your noble intentions!"

Bard: "You have no right, no right to enter that mountain!"
Thorin: "I have thee only right.

Unimaginative

Peter: How many times do I have to stab you?
Susan:I'm guessing more the 72.
Lucy: It's in the Official Narnia Handbook It says...72.
Susan:Boom. Psychic.
Lucy: Plus 200.
"Once built a steamboat in a meadow
Cos I'd forgotten how to sail" - The Gardener , The Tallest Man on Earth

Gonff the Mousethief

Peter: STAY BACK!
Susan and Lucy: WHAT IS IT!
Peter: JK, just a trick ;D
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.