Monty Python?

[The Skarzs]

This is the topic where we say random quotes from Monty Python sketches.

It's only a flesh wound!

[Norham Waterpaw]

Ni!


Bring me... A shrubbery

[Jetthebinturong]

I took the liberty of examining this parrot and discovered that the only reason it was sitting on the perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there

Brother Maynard, bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade!

[The Skarzs]

What, is your name?
Sir Lancelot.
What, is your quest?
To retrieve the Holy Grail.
What, is your favorite color?
Blue.
You may pass.

[Jetthebinturong]

It's actually "Right, off you go then"