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The Witch Hunt Thread!

Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, June 24, 2014, 02:40:30 AM

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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Roight 'ere iz 'ov ziz topic vorkz. Firzt, ve chooze zomebeazt tae be a "vitch" (aka, zomebeazt zayz zummat alon' ze loinez o' "Name 'ere iz a vitch!") An' zen ve gae after zem tae catch zem. If/vhen ve catch zem ve 'ave tae make zem confezz tae bein' a vitch. Foinally, ve moight burn zem or zummat loike zat dependin' on ze verdict. Zae, zen- 'ere are ze rulez (Aye, Rulez!):

-1. Tae chooze a vitch zomebeazt only 'az tae name zome ozerbeazt az a "vitch". The same bloke/blokezz cannae be chozen az ze vitch tva toimez in a rov.
-2. Be fair. Pretty much an obviouz vone, but ztill remember tae give vhomever iz ze "vitch" a chance. Dinnae juzt immediately catch zem. If zey give ye ze zlip, keep tryin' tae get zem. Dinnae juzt zay "...But zen ____, after jumpin' intae ze pit tae zafety, tripped an' vaz captured. Zae again, be fair.
-3. 'ave fun!

An' na', ah zhav pozt a zilly Monty Python video an' zen ve can ztart:



An' na' ve may ztart. 'ave Fun!
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Faiyloe'z a vitch!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Cornflower MM

FAIY!! *Gasp* Oh, well....Sorry, pal! *Starts running towards Faiy with frying pan*

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

*Follovz viz a beef zteak* ...Vot? Tvaz ze only ztake ah could foind!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Cornflower MM

Okay....It should work. Maybe.
Where IS Faiy? ???

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

Nay clue. Ve could try cavin' 'er? Oi! Faiyloe! Vhere are ye! Ve're nae gaein' tae 'urt ye...Nae much, anyvay......
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Russa Nodrey

Faiy?!?! A witch! AFTER HER!!!
Freddy