The Wars Of Napoleon Bovineapart

[Blaggut]

Napoleon Bovineapart is invading  locations across the world of Redwall! (No, he not actually a cow)

Rules:

1): No big creatures like badgers, wildcats, etc

2): Muskets take two minutes to load, flintlocks take 30 Seconds. No skimping on the time!

3): When you done been shot/sliced/run through/exploded/beaten by horse hooves it hurts. So no getting back up and fighting. Unless its minor, it's the healer's tent for you!

4): All creatures have thumbs. Squirrels are human sized, base all the sizes on that.

Character Sheet:
Name
Species
Gender
Age
Appearance
Firearms Skill: 1-10
Saber Skill: 1-10
Artillery Skill: 1-10
Strength: 1-10
Cruelty Level: 1-10
Sector: General, Artillery, Grenadier, Rifled Muskets, Calvalry, Non-Combantant (War equivalent of a water boy, cannonball supplier, etc)
Other: (Noncombants say what your job is here.)

[Blaggut]

Also, I'll be electing 1-2 generals per side. If this gets enough members we'll have multiple battles. There will be a lot of Non Player Characters (NPCs) so you'll be one soldier among many.


Edit: No flying animals

[Unimaginative]

As much as I love strategy and Napoleon Bonaparte, I'm on the fence about this one. Are you going to be recreating famous Napoleonic battles in the Redwall world, or are these all new?

[Blaggut]

Their going to be new, but I might have some themed off famous battles. I'm not sure yet.

*cough*Mossflowerloo*cough*

[Cornflower MM]

Mossflowerloo? Are you crazy?! Well, this one I will not be joining.

[Blaggut]

Well, that was quite rude.  


Whats wrong with making a pun about The Battle Of Waterloo against the British?

[Cornflower MM]

Sorry for saying so, but I don't like this idea. I'm sorry, this just feels a little disrespectful to Brian to me. Ths will be my last post here.

[Blaggut]

Apparently people can't make a lighthearted RP with a few puns and a lot of warfare. And you could have expressed your point about this topic with s nicer manner of speech.

The Gentleman: Indeed! Quite rude, I must say. But a mere trifle. Let us get back to the preparations for warfare.

[Unimaginative]

I don't see anything disrespectful about Corn's posts, except for how up-front she was. I share a similar frame of mind, and shall not be joining.

[Blaggut]

Ok.



Edit: So.. Anyone wanna do this? Signps is still open.