The Sticky Situation Game.

[Cornflower MM]

This game is a game for, well, sticky situations. I feel like I'm not explaining very well, so here's an example:

Rachel: Why can't I change my own diaper (This was asked by a kid I was babysitting)
Me: Because then you'll be an even bigger mess!
Hey, Auntie, what's wood? (This is was asked by a niece of mine)

So on and so forth. The questions can be from RL, or just something you made up off the top of your head. They don't have to be questions, either.If you get my drift.

Oh, and whether Rach babysits or not I have no clue, and a niece of mine never asked me that question. I made those up off the top o' me head. I'll start now:

Why can't I use the sewing machine? (This asked by a four-year-old)

[Rusvul]

Because you might accidentally sew off your finger and then eviscerate yourself.

Why can't I stab people?

[The Skarzs]

Because I said so. Now go play with your Play-dough.

Why is the sky blue?

[Rainshadow]

  Because someone didn't like its normal grey colour and decided to spray paint it.

  Why do I have to wash bath towels if I only use them when I'm clean?

[The Skarzs]

Because you actually clean yourself with the towels.

When I grow up, am I going to be a troll too?
(My little brother asked my mom this; poor guy was horrified of being a troll)

[Cornflower MM]

Only if you want to be.

Mamamamama! (This was from me changing a nephew's diaper, with him calling his daddy MOMMY!)

[The Skarzs]

Sssshhhh!

Why do the wagon wheels turn backwards when the wagon is moving forwards?

[Skyblade]

Because if they go forward, the wagon will go backwards!

Why do so many "question words" (what, who, where, when, why) start with W?

[The Skarzs]

Because that is the universal question letter. Don't question chemistry.

What sound does a fox make?

[Jetthebinturong]

They bark and make a sound like "grarch"

*Insert question here*?

[Cornflower MM]

Because.

Hey! Where's the toilet paper?