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If you hate puns, don't read this.... or you will die.

Started by Dannflower Reguba, January 23, 2015, 12:43:40 AM

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Rusvul

#30
January 25, 2015, 04:06:19 AM
Stop complimenting the little guy, don't feed his ego. He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he knows it.

Skyblade

#31
January 25, 2015, 04:14:19 AM
Lol y'all ;D

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I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy
Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming
Did you hear about the crime that happened in an elevator? It was wrong on so many levels
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)

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Skyblade

#33
January 25, 2015, 08:05:19 PM
O.- (times 1000)




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Amarith Waterspring

#34
January 25, 2015, 09:41:25 PM
WOW! Squirrels are SO CUTE!!
Rosie is weird,
Violets are weirder,
I can't rhyme,
Potato.

Faiyloe

#35
January 25, 2015, 09:47:59 PM
Ok those where good Dan and coming from me that means something. I usually hate puns. I need to learn some of these so I can counter my dad.  ;D
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Dannflower Reguba

#36
January 26, 2015, 02:33:03 AM
       Haha, I know right? These are like puns that are actual jokes too, so it's bearable, and awesome at the same time.  :D
"Remember, sometimes is best to be like boomerang and come back." ~ Griffen

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Lady Ashenwyte

#37
January 26, 2015, 03:00:08 AM
This is what happened to me yesterday.

My mum: The doctor's name is Daniel something.

Me: Doctor Who?

My mum didn't get the reference.
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Skyblade

#38
January 28, 2015, 04:04:57 AM
I'm tired of sleeping only 3 hours every night.
I'm sick of having the flu for a month.

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Rusvul

#39
January 28, 2015, 04:09:02 AM
Those... Don't sound like puns.6

Skyblade

#40
January 28, 2015, 04:12:21 AM
Quote from: rusvulthesaber on January 28, 2015, 04:09:02 AM
Those... Don't sound like puns.6

They require some knowledge in slang. To say you're tired or sick of something is like saying you're bothered that it's been going on repeatedly or for a long period of time.

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The Skarzs

#41
January 28, 2015, 02:37:15 PM
You think it's butter, but it's snot. . .
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Skyblade

#42
February 15, 2015, 10:15:57 PM
Revive :D



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