A Calming Game Of Criquet Goes Wrong

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The characters of the show Downton Abbey met with the Redwall Abbey characters for a game of Criquet, but it quickly turned nasty. Which team will when in the fierce melee.

Ok, don't kill anyone, no brought weapons, and only use what you have on hand. Other then that, beat the bad stuff out of eachother. You must be a character from the show Downton Abbey or a Redwall Book. Animals and humans are same size.

Character:
Gender:
Age: (Aproximate if not known, calculated in years.)
Species: (Human, if a Downton Character.
Weapon: (Found on field, such as a Criquet bat or a hunk of chicken from the nearby picnic. Can be changed rply)