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Vilu Daskar

#210
October 07, 2015, 08:45:24 PM
Quote from: The Skarzs on October 07, 2015, 12:52:29 AM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 06, 2015, 11:56:48 PM
Of course it's not impossible, she's pregnant.
BUZZ OFF, AMEOBA-BRAIN!

Quote from: Faiyloe on October 06, 2015, 11:52:22 PM
*Stabs Vilu through the ear* Hypothetical baby. Skarzs please Crush Soren for me.
*Crushes Soren, Ashenwyte, Vilu, and . . . anyone else who deserves it.*
What a primitive way of hurting people.
I suggest naming it Darius.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Lady Ashenwyte

#211
October 08, 2015, 08:42:48 AM
*Dodges crush*  *Makes Skarzs drink the anti-troll potion I'd purchased from Sagetip* Let's ship Soren and Faiy. I suggest calling it Faiyren.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

#212
October 08, 2015, 03:05:26 PM
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on October 08, 2015, 08:42:48 AM
*Dodges crush*  *Makes Skarzs drink the anti-troll potion I'd purchased from Sagetip* Let's ship Soren and Faiy. I suggest calling it Faiyren.
IT WAS YOU THAT STARTED THAT!!
Quote from: Lord_Ashenwyte on April 25, 2015, 02:25:28 PM
Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on April 25, 2015, 02:18:01 PM
Skarzs would get angry...

Oh yeah, what about Soriloen. Hmm, it's okay, SMACK HER WITH FIRE PANS!
*drags Ash to the ground and starts smacking him*


I'm retired from the forum

Lady Ashenwyte

#213
October 08, 2015, 03:27:28 PM
*Draws cheri katana* You made me do this. *Cuts off Soren's hands* *Sheathes katana*
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Søren

#214
October 08, 2015, 03:43:31 PM
*beats Ash's face with bloody stubs*


I'm retired from the forum

Faiyloe

#215
October 08, 2015, 04:30:06 PM
*Smacks both Soren and Ash* No one is shipping me with anyone(Except Skarzs). So quit it and grow up. 
I am back... sort of... maybe... Hi?

Vilu Daskar

#216
October 08, 2015, 04:31:32 PM
Do you know when the baby is due?
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Søren

#217
October 08, 2015, 04:34:16 PM
Quote from: Faiyloe on October 08, 2015, 04:30:06 PM
*Smacks both Soren and Ash* No one is shipping me with anyone(Except Skarzs). So quit it and grow up. 
SAW THAT.


I'm retired from the forum

Vilu Daskar

#218
October 08, 2015, 04:34:56 PM
So did I.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

The Skarzs

#219
October 08, 2015, 04:35:22 PM
::)

Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 08, 2015, 04:31:32 PM
Do you know when the baby is due?
STOP IT.
It's not funny, and frankly, both Faiy and I are sick of this topic. Yeah, it was silly when it started and we let it be, but now it's devolved into a really weird and stupid topic. There is no baby, we don't think it's funny anymore to joke that there is one, and . . . Gah!
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Søren

#220
October 08, 2015, 04:39:11 PM
Alright, I'm done.


I'm retired from the forum

Vilu Daskar

#221
October 08, 2015, 04:40:51 PM
OK.
Never trust a smiling pirate.  :D

I can do that because I'm awesome.

"It really gets up my nose when publishers call my book another Lord of the Rings. It's my bloody book! I wrote it. And another thing, I didn't have to plunder Norse and European mythology to do it!" - Brian Jacques.

Hickory

#222
October 09, 2015, 12:08:49 AM
Quote from: Vilu Daskar on October 08, 2015, 04:31:32 PM
Do you know when the baby is due?
Shut up. That's unacceptably inappropriate. (in my opinion)
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
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