Smugglers needed.

[shisteer of nothing much]

Darling, it's as if I don't even know you. Turning into an infant, conspiring against Corn on the SFC, and now breaking the law?

It seems the Teer before me is not the Teer I married...

That was only *pretending* to be an infant, for your information. I was in small mode and Seb came in calling the dad returning from work call. What did you expect me to do?
As for the SFC, Corn needs to learn the truth and it wasn't entirely my idea. I had quite a few fellow conspirators.
The law is tyrannical. I have never been one to submit weakly to tyrannical regimes. Throughout forum history, I have fought valiantly. Why should this be any different.

Besides, I'm not breaking the law myself, I'm just encouraging others to break the law.

*infant Teer runs up to Seb and flings her arms around his legs*

I mithed you.

I wondered how long it would take before Teer became an infant, to be honest.

Heh.

You don't deny it here, and given the rapid change forum normal Eb and Lass to their infant versions, it seems most plausible here.
On the SFC, O did not accuse you of organizing the entire thing, simply of participating in the conspiracy.
Ah, the law. If I recall, you became an obedient servant of Tsukoyumi,, and defended the mods on the rebellion topics set up prior, and also extolled Moderator Custard, making this  occasion the anomaly..
Lastly, you ended that last sentence with a period, and not a question mark.

Huh... You make an excellent point.

However, when infant Lass or Ebby post, they don't close their asterisks, where as I did.
The conspiracy was a worthy cause. Corn needs to have it driven home that she'd beautiful, and it was the only way we could come up with to do it. (And when was there a SFC conspiracy that I didn't participate in, before I married you? The only SFC votes that have been serious are the ones I voted for you in and the first ever one I voted in)
I defended the mods valiantly, yes, because they were acting honourably and being attacked withou cause. Now they are being tyrants. I am not trying to destroy them or overthrow them. I am simply defending the rights of members and the forum, in general.

That... is a problem. I apologise sincerely for my lack of grammatical precision. Please forgive me.