Sam's Candy Factory

[The Skarzs]

*Eats cotton candy machine.*
@Delthion

[SilentSam]

*cotton candy machine rebuilds and continues to consume Skarzs* *it slowly approaches Russa* Climb into my mouth, child.

[Rosie Willowwater]

* Rosie Willowwater sits on a worn down couch

I'll just be sitting over here...

[Russa Nodrey]

*cotton candy machine sucks up Skarzs and looks at Russa* Hello there little child.

H-Hello. *Waves*

*cotton candy machine rebuilds and continues to consume Skarzs* *it slowly approaches Russa* Climb into my mouth, child.

No thank you, my parents taught me to never climb into stranger's mouths.

[LT Sandpaw]

Oh c'mon, this is why we can't have nice things.

*Puts out the fire*

[SilentSam]

No thank you, my parents taught me to never climb into stranger's mouths.

Well, your parents taught you well. *thinks to self* Darn it, she's good.

[Chipster of Noonvale]

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[The Skarzs]

http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php?topic=526.0

[Lady Ashenwyte]

RIP.

[Rosie Willowwater]

TAKE ME!!! I AM THE MOST INNOCENT A CHILD CAN GET!!!! TAKE MEEEEEEEE!!!

* Rosie Willowwater runs straight into the demented cotton candy maker

[The Skarzs]

RIP.

WE CAN REBUILD! 

[SilentSam]

TAKE ME!!! I AM THE MOST INNOCENT A CHILD CAN GET!!!! TAKE MEEEEEEEE!!!

* Rosie Willowwater runs straight into the demented cotton candy maker

Desperate. I pity you. *a part of the ceiling falls on Rosie before regenerating it's self*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

Blazphemouz technology! Ah zhav rid ye from ziz ground ye abomination! *Runz oot und a vee moment later fliez in in a Yorik-et, Yaret-Kor'o firin' magma rock at ze machine, burnin' it dovn tae azhez und unable tae rebuild itzelf*

[The Skarzs]

Go HIAG.