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Started by HeadInAnotherGalaxy, September 21, 2016, 09:36:53 PM

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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

September 21, 2016, 09:36:53 PM
Other kids' games are all such a bore!
They've gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!
Calvinball is better by far!
It's never the same! It's always bizarre!
You don't need a team or a referee!
You know that it's great, 'cause it's named after me!


—?Excerpt from the Calvinball theme song

Let uz play Calvinball! (From ze Calvin And Hobbes comic strips fer zoze zat recognise und ken it) 'ere iz ze only rule:

   Rulez O' Calvinball   
1. Ye cannae play it ze zame vay tvice. (Except fer ziz rule und ze follovin' rquirementz)
Alzae ye muzt vear a black face-mazk viz eye'olez. Ziz rule cannae be queztioned. Finally:

...any new rule made up by each player must be accepted.
A Quote From Ze Calvin And Hobbes Wiki

If ye 'ave any ozer queztionz 'ere iz ze link tae ze page on ze Viki. Zuz, na' let uz begin!
         
_______________________________________

*Bobz Delthion viz ze Calvinball* Major! Avroight, ze zcore iz na' Minuz iggy fer Delthion! HeeHeeHee!!! *iz enjoyin' ziz*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Wylder Treejumper

#1
September 21, 2016, 09:38:47 PM
*Steals the Calvinball from Hiag*

Everybeast who doesn't talk in a Scottish accent has to pay the penalty!
"'Tis the business of small minds to shrink, but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death."
-Thomas Paine

"Integrity and firmness is all I can promise; these, be the voyage long or short, shall never forsake me although I may be deserted by all men."
-George Washington

Courage: Not only the willingness to die manfully, but also the determination to live decently.

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#2
September 21, 2016, 09:42:25 PM
Daez zat include pluz ozer accentz laddie or can it be pluz ozerz?
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

LT Sandpaw

#3
September 21, 2016, 09:42:56 PM
 *Jumps over the safety base and then tags Wylder.*

Oi ye right cad, Nigh ye givin' up yon ball n' run a'score o' laps, ye ken?


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#4
September 21, 2016, 09:52:34 PM
Ach, but ye ztepped in ze bloind zpot laddie! Na' ve're a bloind until zomebeazt dizcoverez ze Illumiloight! *Narrovly avoidz favin' o'er a blue rock, zen zome'ov foindz zome Haggis bezoide it viz 'iz footpaw* *Eatz zaid Haggis* Major!
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.

Hickory

#5
September 21, 2016, 10:49:49 PM
Ye stoopid lads don't nae how tae play Calvinball. I'm de only one. Och.

*steals ball from Wylder* Wylder dinnae keep the ball fer longer than five seconds! He is sentenced tae the time oot corner.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

LT Sandpaw

#6
September 22, 2016, 12:21:00 AM

*Wobbles around blindly trying to catch Sagetip.*

Give me yon ball laddie! Och mine till somebeast tags me ye ken.


"Sometimes its not about winning, but how you lose." - John Gwynne

"Facts don't care about your feelings." -Ben Shapiro

Milady Scribe

#7
September 22, 2016, 04:04:41 AM Last Edit: September 23, 2016, 05:58:51 AM by Milady Scribe
Calvinball!!! ;D

*stumbles over something* *picks it up* Ah've foond the Illumilight, laddies! *trips Sagetip with a croquet hoop and takes the ball* Ah believe tha's mine, thank ye. The score's a kilt tae twelve acorns!
"This song, as all of our songs, has nothing whatever to do with squirrels." -Darby O'Gill

Favorite trenchcoated characters: Castiel, Lt. Columbo, Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, The Doctor, Harry Dresden, Sherlock Holmes

HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#8
September 24, 2016, 04:14:55 PM
Ach, Ah found yer flag, Sandpaw! Ah gain noine checkerz und can jump o'er Ze 'ula 'oop O' Deaz noo! *Jumpz o'er 'ula 'oop O' Deaz*
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.
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