Jack the Quick vs the Grey Coincidence

[The Grey Coincidence]

He was fighting a beast with bally bloodwrath...
Jack parried and parried as much as he could, but Hampin's blows came in furiously.
Poor vermin. An unprovoked attack from the middle of nowhere for no good reason...

[Jack the Quick]

Hampin swung in a downwards arc, breaking the fox mask in half. He noticed the fact that it was a hare, but he still felt out of control. He continued to attack, all the while fighting himself.

[The Grey Coincidence]

This squirrel is bally mad! Jack thought to himself, catching the blade with his axe. He might be dangerous... or a vermin in disguise!
The hare pushed the squirrel off, before bouncing forwards to plant both feet firmly into his opponent's chest.

[Jack the Quick]

Hampin flew backwards and slammed into the tree behind him. He looked up at the hare leaning over him as realization dawned on him.
     "I-I'm s-sorry" he mumbled before he fell unconscious.

[The Grey Coincidence]

"Well... didn't expect a knock-out blow so rapidly, wot." Jack admired his non-existent muscles. "It's like the Badgerlord says, isn't it- strength comes from the goodness of your deeds." He eyed the squirrel. "Or the bally bloodwrath."
The hare stepped forwards and tugged at the woodlander's ears- when it became apparent that it was indeed a squirrel, and not a vermin wearing a mask, Jack put his paw to his chin and pondered. "I can't just leave a knocked out beast lying about when I know there are vermin in the vicinity, wot, wot. Might have to patch him up a bit. Hmmm, if only a superior could give me a bally order! This beast is dangerous!" A lightbulb went off inside his head, unveiling his latest hare-brained scheme.
"I'll tie him up!"

[Jack the Quick]

OOC: Hehe, nice pun.

[Jack the Quick]

This is a completed Roleplay.
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