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Verdauga

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December 11, 2019, 05:46:40 PM Last Edit: December 13, 2019, 05:27:35 PM by Verdauga
*Presses Revive Button.*

I'm going topic this up again and modify some of the rules. We can quote puns that we've used on the forum in other topics.
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Verdauga

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December 13, 2019, 05:33:58 PM
On Watches:
I would make a watch joke, but I don't have the time.
We gotta face it; watches are really handy.
  I'm going to see what happens when punsters band together.
   Rule number pun: pick a subject and latch onto it.
    Are your puns inaccurate? With some training you can dial it in.
     (not really a pun, but anyway) I told my friend I hated watches. He clocked me!
I've been looking back over these past few months, and I've felt off. Felt different. At the time, I wanted nothing more than to go back to the good old days.
But now? Could I just ignore all the ways I've suffered and grown? Caught hold and let go? Could I return from life, having now lived?

Sebias of Redwall

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December 13, 2019, 06:50:17 PM
How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music? Pop.
Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
What did one toilet say to the other? You look flushed.
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi bud!
"I can only speak two languages. English and rubbish." ~Brian Jacques <br /><br />"No half-heartedness and no worldly fear must turn us aside from following the light unflinchingly." <br /><br />"Evil labours with vast power and perpetual success - in vain: preparing always only the soil for unexpected good to sprout in."<br /><br />~JRR Tolkien<br /><br />Long live the RRR!
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