The Battle of the Powers

[Eulaliaaa!]

*Sharpens machete* *Hides under a rock* Sage, what have you done?

[Delthion]

Alright Sage is the new enemy that is worse than all of the power of the Admins and Mods put together! *Hurls Baby Turtle and Sage into four black holes.*

[LT Sandpaw]

Quick Sage, escape in the invisible Turtlemobile Stroller. Bring the Baby Turtle with you too!

[Hickory]

baby turtle used Flipper Flap. He soared away from the blackholes and into the turtlemobile.

[LT Sandpaw]

*Turns the invisible key and starts the invisible Turtlemoblie engine.*

Alright hop in the back, I'll drive us over to Shell Fortress.

* LT Sandpaw  Spends five minutes trying to find the invisible gas pedal and then zooms off towards Shell Fortress.

[Hickory]

[LT Sandpaw]

Here's a picture of the invisible Turtlemoblie stroller.

[Lord Daskar]

WAIT FOR ME, SAND! I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LOYAL TO THE ALL POWERFUL BABY TURTLE!

* Lord Daskar runs after them with inhuman speed.

[Sebias of Redwall]

Welcome faithful members, this is the topic that has long since fallen. The Wars of the Mods are burned into the memory of those that partook in it. It was a grievous time, a time when members were split between the Redwall that they all held dear, or a time of tyranny under James Gryphon. This was a time of Dumpster Juice and DDBs a time of terrible slaughter, and now it returns!

All faithful Members rally to me!

*Rallies to Del*