How to Speak Hiagish

[Mara the Wolf]

Because we honestly need this topic!

[Booklover]

Ah donnae zee why ah need ziz.

[Cornflower MM]

It's like..... Aussie highland lizard.

Ah donnae zee why ah need ziz.

*Dinnae

[Booklover]

Ah, I probably forgot to edit all of it after autoincorrect and accidental quoting. Should be 'vhy' as well.

Replace w with v, s with z (and th as well, I think), I is ah, dinnae, nae and so on for don't and no/t. Oi instead of 'i' sounds (like in time). Und instead of and. Miss off silent h's. in' instead of ing. V instead of double l (not in all cases? I'm not completely sure). Ye and yer nstead of you and your. Tae instead of to. (Actually, as could replace o in other cases as well. Say 'ach' a lot. Also 'major'

Examples of HIAG posts:

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Vell, fer vone zin', vhen ye avready 'ave it und vhenever ye are on a different brovzer from Chrome ye're alvayz bein' azked if ye vant tae doonload/zvitch tae Chrome. Alzae ze pagez vill zuddenly refrezh vhen ye're roight in ze middle o' zummat. Ach...

Ach, vell tiz zat toime o' ze year again vhen Ah get off o' ze internet (at leazt fer everyzin' but zchool-related ztuff) fer Decembre und January. 'ave major 'olidayz av! Zee ye at ze beginnin' o' February! *Dizappearz viz a pop*

3 MAJOR zin'z tae zmoile aboot:

1. Gettin' on a Zoom meetin' viz yer family after nae zeein' zem in monthz!

2. Me Mum made a majorly deliciouz pumpkin cake viz cream cheeze oicin'. Zat iz definitely vone o' ze bezt cakez e'er baked.

3. On Froiday rereadin' yer ztory fer yer Advanced Fiction Vroitin' clazz, proof-readin' it, editin' it, revoizin' it, addin' information tae partz o' it, und foinally finizhin' ze final draft o' ze ztory und zubmittin' it- az vell az vroitin' ze 1-Page craft letter ye needed tae vroite along viz it und zubmittin' zat taae. Anozer clazz completed! Juzt ztudyin' fer und takin' Russian 'iztory exam, und zen zat'z ze end o' ze zemezter. Major!

[close]

Ah vill zay Ah'm zloightly out o' practize, zince it'z been a vhoile zince Ah've read Hiag'z poztz ozer zan ze vonez Ah juzt uzed az examplez. Ach. (Hiagizh, 'tiz major!)

[shisteer of nothing much]

Ye alzae need tae zet foire tae ev'rybeaztz' 'air. *zets foire tae Bookie's 'air* Ach.

[Flib Bigboat]

Ach tae ye tae. Many Ach'z.