You Know You're Obsessed with Middle-earth When...

[Corporal Butty Wopscutt]

115 when you memorize Gimli's dwarvish battle cry from the books.

[Flib Bigboat]

116. When you catch yourself saying what in Arda instead of what in the world.
117. When you watch the Hobbit trilogy purely for the purpose of complaining loudly every time they do something they didn't do in the book, and every time they omit something you really likedthat was in the book.