Wood sword fight

[White One6193]

LONG PATROL! Form up on me for maneuvers! Let's show these yahoos what a shield-wall can do! FORWARD, CHARGE! 



EUUUULAAAAAALIIIIIIAAAAAAA!!

[MatthiasMan]

Okay! That is like cheese!

*running away from wall*

Take THIS!

*spins backwards while running and throws wooden keyblade*

Klank

[White One6193]

How does wood clank?

*takes out badger-sized caulking mallet*

Hey, MatthiasMan!

KA-BONK

[MatthiasMan]

It just does. OK? It's magic! I have a helmet on y'know. You are a snot nosed, lily livered, pine pickin', fur fightin', brainless, swab!
*Slash and Thrust*

[Dannflor]

attack Matthiasman slash bash

[MatthiasMan]

Why am I getting killed? Attack some others fer Pete's sake. Huumph!
* jumps into the air over a weasel and stabs in the back*

[White One6193]

Everybody team up on Dannflor! CRASH!

[Dannflor]

 TISSS DEATHH STAB SLASH BUMB CRASH SLASH

[White One6193]

DEATH'S ON TEH WIND!!! *thwack*

[Dannflor]

 With brilliant swordplay he dodges knocks the sword out of The White ones paw and hits him on the rear

[MatthiasMan]

Harhar! Come at me. . .

. . .Lily livered, spineless, gutless, gut cut, brainless, grub swipin', swine spreadin', cowardly, clay-faced buffoons, great slabsided boatnosed planktail!!


Eulalia!

[Dannflor]

 Oh yeah fancy steel mate Stab slash stab thrust

[MatthiasMan]

(Actually, I've always wanted to have a sword for swordplay since I was little.) Carn't use steel dude. Anything with wood.

*Takes out a keyblade shaped to the Oathkeeper! Takes out the Oblivion with it!*
Harhar, got the Roxas keyblades now!


*Spin, thrust,(Okay, for some of you this is gonna be cheesy but) throws the keyblades around self making a barrier of see through wood*

[WarriorOfMossflower]

*unsheathes wooden Martin's Sword*
Ha! Come at me, matey! I'll show ye the Gates of Dark Forest, ye spineless muckbrain!
(Okay, when I fight, the sword'll be wooden, but for descriptions such as what is below, it will be steel)
Warrior's sword weaves a delicate, deadly pattern, leaving imprints on the air as it whooshed and swished through empty air. Firelight played off the steel blade, casting an eerie yet somehow soothing glow about.
THWACK! The stout wooden swordblade bonked MM's rear.

[MatthiasMan]

Really?

Want to see a picture of a REAL keyblade?



If I had my way, I would make a topic where we could fight with metal.