PUNs

[rakkety tam]

so make little puns like so





the midget circus man said:we are running a little SHORT on time today

[MatthiasMan]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.    
   
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.    
   
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

   I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

   Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

   I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

   
   Mummies are bound to be uptight.

   I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time

[Redwallfan7]

My order came very snappy today, a crocodile came with it

[Skipper]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.    
   
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.    
   
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

   I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

   Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.

   I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

   
   Mummies are bound to be uptight.

   I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time

Wow those are good, did you get them from a site?

[Skyblade]

Well, these sure are PUNny

I have some element puns:

You know why Neon has so many bruises? He's always bumping his knee on something.
Berrylium's so conceited. He think he's berrylient.
When Boron is asked questions with obvious answers, he says, "what do you think I am,a BORON?"

[Redwallfan7]

Did you hear the one about the cookie? It's crumbly

[MatthiasMan]

That one I don't even get.

[Redwallfan7]

I got it from a Joke book that my dad bought. Sorry, some of the jokes in there are kind of bad.

[MatthiasMan]

The dreaded, red, number. What does it look like?