Redwall bloopers reel!

[W0NWILL]

Redwall:

Asmedeous: Asssmedeoussss(sleeping)
Matthias: *goes around Asmedeous and reaches Martin's sword. Tries to grab it, but it's too high. Jumps up and down for several more minutes, trying to reach the sword*

in finding nemo when all the birds are trying to eat nemo is just like the birds trying to eat martin 

They try to eat Marlin, not Nemo. During that time Nemo was being shaken in a plastic bag. It's hard to say who's worse off.

[WarriorOfMossflower]

Cluny: (as a battlecry) REDWAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
Matthias: *looks at Cluny strangely* Say what now?
Cluny: What? Oh. Whoops.
*laughter*
That would definitely be the most frequently made mistake. 

[Redwallfan7]

Cluny: (as a battlecry) REDWAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!
Matthias: *looks at Cluny strangely* Say what now?
Cluny: What? Oh. Whoops.
*laughter*
That would definitely be the most frequently made mistake. 

ha ha

[SPSF kodachorm otter7486]

shogg:hey triss have ye wondered what these shiney things are
triss:yea i have {hears the blast of a train horn}
crew of train 6543:uh what are shogg and triss doing
shogg:uh triss look
triss:o my

[Kitsune]

High Ruhlain:
Tiria: Why can't I be the skipper?
Skipper; Because I am! Oh, wait.. that's not right!