Wartime!

[phoenixfoden]

But it fails cause the wolves are way to cool to use roads!

[PrimroseWarrior]

Heres my team:
Inigo Montoya, a brilliant swordfighter from the princess bride.
Apollo and diana, from roman myths.
and a large pack of cats.

[phoenixfoden]

-2 cats cause the wolves eat them

[PrimroseWarrior]

My 5 remaining cats swarnm over a wolf, biting and causing exream pain amd anoyince.

[phoenixfoden]

The wolf uses its side mounted michine guns to destroy the cats!

[PrimroseWarrior]

its machine funs get destroyed by xploseves arrows!

[phoenixfoden]

It calls in a tank via helicopter

[Ungatt Trunn]

Ungatt destoroys the tank with a ginormus trident!

[Romsca]

Can I join

[Gingivere Greeneyes]

The swan king of the waterfowl appears from over the hillside, raises a massive wing and a torrent is poisonous birdseed at all nearby wolves and foxes. (If you've ever walked a dog by a swan you'll know the immense hatred for them. )

(Swan King Roger's army: Mallard seed-shooters, Rifle and spear herons, a group of those weird ducks that look like chickens with pistols, angry geese barbarians.

[Ungatt Trunn]

But then Ungatt Trunn summoned Ex-Prince Charming's army of Wildcats and defeated all his enemies!

[Gingivere Greeneyes]

The birds each laid an egg in fear, then died. The eggs crack making perfect clones of the parent, weapons included.