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Best way to win a redwall war?

Started by Blaggut, August 22, 2013, 09:29:31 PM

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What is the best way to win a redwall war?

Skilled warriors
8 (47.1%)
Brute Force and Numbers
0 (0%)
Brains
7 (41.2%)
Fear Driven Warriors
0 (0%)
Lots of allies
1 (5.9%)
Persuasion and Cowardice
1 (5.9%)
Hide in a fort and take the defense.
0 (0%)
RUNNNNNNNNN
0 (0%)

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HeadInAnotherGalaxy

#30
Vell, often ze covardz are ze vonez vho zurvive after everyvone iz done fightin' tae deaz. Juzt take zat zpeciez in Doctor Vho vho vantz tae be conquered. Zey zurvive becauze zey ztay avay from ze fightin' at av coztz. Ziz topic iz aboot 'ov tae vin a var, nae 'ov tae vin a var 'onorably.
NARDOLE; You are completely out of your mind!
DOCTOR: How is that news to anyone?

"I am Yomin Carr, the harbinger of doom. I am the beginning of the end of your people!" -Yomin Carr

-Sometime later, the second mate was unexpectedly rescued by the subplot, which had been trailing a bit behind the boat (and the plot). The whole story moved along.