A call for peace!

[BlueRose]

Whatever. I'm not part of this. I'M IN XANADUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *trying to escape from reality*

[Izeroth]

 Ok, since you have agreed to the terms (I will ignore term 2, on account of its superficial nature) and since I have obtained the agreement of the majority of warring parties, I declare the war over! Do any object to my treaty? If so, speak up!

Also, I highly advise you to steer clear of Xanadu. I sent some scouts there and they never returned to real life....

[BlueRose]

Nah, Xanadu is chill. I spend Spring Break here all the time.

[Delthion]

This war against baby turtle has lasted WAY too long! Innocent threads are turned to mush as our armies beat the pulp out of each other in the boxing ring that is this forum. Innocent bystanders are caught in the war of our attacks and driven out of threads!! Not the land, nor the air, nor even space is safe from this endless barrage of hate. The oceans were polluted with chaos and destruction- the land likewise. I myself incinerated an entire mountain range in the fighting. Thus I bring before you, beasts of this forum, a simple request. End this war now! This madness must be stopped, or it shall tear everything apart. I have brought before baby turtle a treaty, and with your agreement, this madness could end.

The terms for baby turtle --
1: You shall make no attempt to stop us from using water.
As long as you are not taking over the water or using it excessively.
2: You shall accept that turtles are not gods and that they can be defeated from time to time.
They cannot be defeated because they always retreat when the battle is pointless.
3: You shall pay us 50 dollars in whatever currency you so desire to use.
The baby turtles have no currency, so we shall pay you in that of the snail, seaweed.

The terms for the anti-baby turtle folk --
1: You shall no longer antagonize baby turtle.
Good.
2: You shall set aside a tract of sea somewhere in the north-pacific for baby turtle.
Northwest Pacific, by the Seattle/Vancouver BC/Portland area.
3: You shall not use turtle leather, eat turtle soup, and do anything deemed disrespectful by turtles.
Good.

If you require these terms there shall be no peace!!!

[Izeroth]

 Delthion, if you continue to attack baby turtle I will consider you a terrorist faction.

[Delthion]

I won't as long as he accepts the terms that you proposed.

[Izeroth]

 He did agree with the terms I gave! Well, other than number two, but I can change that if he wants.

[BlueRose]

Ummm, isn't retreat a form of defeat?

[Tam and Martin]

No, not at all.

[BadgerLordFiredrake]

Ummm, isn't retreat a form of defeat?

You many lose the battle but win the war.

[BlueRose]

Good point.

Ok. I see. (Must write that down)

[Delthion]

He did agree with the terms I gave! Well, other than number two, but I can change that if he wants.

That's the main thing that I want!