The Kingdom of Fifeandsuch

[Tim Churchmouse]

This is the Kingdom of Lord and almighty emperor King Martin of Fife. Our magical land contains bridges, kilts, golf clubs and Crocodile Dundee. We are a tradable and allianceworthy land with almighty weapons such as the up-your-kilt dagger, the claymore, the sgian dbhu and Saint Andrew. We have recently knocked Perth out of Fife because I accidentally (true story) broke a million-pound floor sculpture there. And Perth's highlight is the 'Way Out' sign at the start of the Motorway, A-Road, B-Road and Farmer Gilbert's get-out-of-Perth B&B. Not that I have anything against Perth. We also contain lowland accents (NOT "BROGUES") and lots of Farms, sheep, heilan coos and cheese. Lots of cheese. Oh, and on the Topic of Perth we recently chipped it off the Isle of the Scottie (Fife looks like one).

TRAVEL UPDATES! Trains on the way to Perth might have a tiny bit of trouble getting there. Our recommendations are: stay in Dundee. Not really. Dundee's worse than Perth. (Bad football teams, bad bridge builders, worst poet EVER.) Our Recommended recommendations: Don't get on any train. Stay in Aberdeen or Edinburgh or wherever you're coming from. EVEN GLASGOW! Don't know why I said that, Glasgow's my hometown...)

That was the Travel News. Goodbye.

[rachel25]

Interesting...................