The kingdom of mapleonia

[Thomas Barkshield]

This is the Kingdom of canadians I mean mapleonians. I am its self proclamed ruler, the prime minister I mean absolute emperor.

[Izeroth]

 Doesn't take a genius to figure out what your main export would be...

[The Skarzs]

Maple syrup, beavers, igloo molds, and bacon.

(JK)

[rachel25]

Interesting.......

[Tam and Martin]

*Withdraws my army back to cloud city* 

[Rainshadow]

  *Walks into kingdom, followed by hundreds of dragons laden with pies*  I bring you a welcome gift, King Thom of Mapleonia!

  (Has anyone else figured out the etiquette my mother taught me for welcoming people to the neighbourhood?  Seriously, every single neighbour that's moved in after we moved here has opened their door to find my mother holding a welcome to the neighbourhood pie.)

[Rusvul]

Wait, if I have a kingdom I get pie?

...'Kingdom of the big open field and random psionics'

[Thomas Barkshield]

Come one, come all, come with pie! We will trade Bacon for dragon eggs! All we have in mapleonia are sasquatches (Who will rip your head off if you make any comments about Tim Hortons.)

[Izeroth]

 Despite the fact that I would be slightly amused to see a Sasquatch attempt to tear my head off, I will not make any comments about "Tim hortons". No, I'll just order one of my indentured servants to do it...

[rachel25]

I don't know who Tim Horton is.

[Tam and Martin]

Come one, come all, come with pie! We will trade Bacon for dragon eggs! All we have in mapleonia are sasquatches (Who will rip your head off if you make any comments about Tim Hortons.)

I am making a meat pie! It should be ready soon.

[Rainshadow]

I don't know who Tim Horton is.

  Tim Hortons is a Canadian doughnut shop, I believe.  My mom and dad went there a lot when they went to college in Canada.

  Doughnuts?!  Can I have one?!

  Tut tut, Rochil, we have doughnuts back home.  You can wait till we go back home.

  But all we have is Top Pot!  We don't have a Tim Hortons.

  We have Krispy Kreme, too.

  Ugh.

  *Sigh*  Fine.  Thom?  Could you possibly point us in the direction of a... *glances around* Tim Hortons?

[Izeroth]

 Hey... Do you by any chance trade maples? One gets tired of seeing spruces all day and I would like a few maples to plant.

[Thomas Barkshield]

Just tear some maple trees out of the ground. We've got lots. As for Tim Hortons, I was referencing its takeover by burger king, a recent event. Tim Hortons is a Canadian coffee shop. They are famous for their Timbits, which are basically doughnut balls.

[rachel25]

I like doughnuts.........