Bragging Arena

[Blaggut]

Simaler to the Insult Arena. Also imported from the old forum. Who is the best bragger? I've won fifty bragging competitions typing with me elbows and a squirrel on my shoulders!

[Hickory]

O really? I was born in the middle of a thunderstorm! When I felt hungry, I drank the rain! Stinging nettles and shark hide are my food!

[Blaggut]

My father wouldn't feed me so I ate his 'eart! I was born under a fool moon flanked by howling wolves!