You Know You're a Redneck When...

[Cornflower MM]

47: You laugh about EVERYTHING. . ... . And I do mean everything.
48: You stay up really late on a regular basis.
49: You think duct tape solves everything
50: You use duct tape instead of regular tape when wrapping your Christmas gifts. (Such a pain in the neck to unwrap. )

[Banya]

51.  When WD-40 fixes what duct tape can't.
52.  When you met your 'significant other' at a family reunion.
53.  When Goodwill and the Salvation Army won't accept donations from you.
54.  When all of your T-shirts have their sleeves cut off.
55.  When your 5^th-grade graduation was your one and only graduation.