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The Skarzs · November 20, 2016, 08:10:24 AM

Eel pie.

Eulaliaaa! · November 20, 2016, 02:10:49 PM

You never specified that the eels were not for eating. Now Russa died from it and you tried to hide the body. So just thank goodness she came back!

Now, I shall take over from here, and you will no longer be needed. Thank you for your cooperation.

Ashleg · November 28, 2016, 02:45:36 AM

* Ashleg blasts Eul with an edgy garden hose, sending her away

The Skarzs · November 28, 2016, 03:52:01 AM

Quote from: Skarzs on November 20, 2016, 08:10:24 AM
Eel pie.

Kitsune · November 28, 2016, 03:58:34 AM

How is a garden hose edgy

The Skarzs · November 28, 2016, 04:23:08 AM

How dare you assume its. . . uhh. . . yeah. How dare you.

Ashleg · November 28, 2016, 04:46:12 AM

Quote from: Kitsune on November 28, 2016, 03:58:34 AM
How is a garden hose edgy

like how is this not edgy

it can pull a 5,000 pound SUV

The Skarzs · November 28, 2016, 05:46:51 AM

Have they told you it grows when you turn on the water yet? Or how small it is? Or that it grows when you turn on the water?

Ashleg · November 28, 2016, 05:48:27 AM

~~no I need to learn~~

Russa Nodrey · November 29, 2016, 04:44:36 PM

*Is busy baking an eel pie*

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