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Started by Hickory, March 28, 2016, 01:08:15 AM

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Hickory

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Hickory

One User Defies the Voting System
Sage Tip

Today, forum user ABareBear, formerly known as TheTaleOfSierra, gave me some answers regarding a recent post of his. Part of the post read, "Ice Bear will vote for Ashleg. Ice Bear didn't receive a bribe for saying that." Ice Bear, of course, refers to the basis for the user's name, which is based off of an animated TV show that includes a polar bear named "Ice Bear" as a main protagonist.

In an argument with Groddil, a major supporter of the campaign party Ashleg's Horde, I contacted ABareBear in an effort to uncover his true motives underneath the post. His response was as thus: "I'm not voting for anyone, because I do not condone the elections, but I also made fan-art for TAM -particularly his avatar, which is one of my best pieces to day-, so it would be pretty weird if I took sides[.]"

Evidently, he was NOT bribed by Ashleg or anyone affiliated with that party. Maybe not voting for anyone is a good choice, if you have multiple friends running for president.

"Having two best friends competing against each other is hard, isn't it?"
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Groddil

Ah hah! So he WASN'T bribed. Media bias strikes again...

Furthermore, the accusation that "Ashleg's Horde" was using art as bribery is completely false, and quite the other way round, with completely different participants. Therefore, I suggest Sagetip be removed from his position of power within the FNN.

Hickory

Are you kidding me? I founded the company. If you think that you have the power and authority to do that, then you're sorely misguided. I leveled the accusation with little evidence, so I retract for now, although I'd watch your step with that campaign of Ashleg's. Now, you're trespassing on company property, so please leave.
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I am the captain of my soul.

rachel25

*uses front page as a fire lighter* chilly day isn't it?

Hickory

Your efforts are futile.
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I am the captain of my soul.


Hickory

You can do that without burning our front page.
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I am the captain of my soul.

Lady Ashenwyte

Quote from: rachel25 on March 28, 2016, 11:53:15 PM
But I want to get warm.  :(

*Lights Rachel  on fire* You'll be warm forever.  :)
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Hickory

#10
* The camera fades into a news set, complete with a desk and "windows" in the back wall. Sage Tip sits in the lone seat.

Hello forumers. I'm Sage Tip, the owner, producer, and head reporter of this famed news company. I'd just like to take a moment of your time to put out a little announcement. With the coming and going of employees and certain members criticizing our ways...

* Sage Tip glares at Groddil.

...we've had some problems. So, I'd just like to say that we're officially recruiting for the office. If you have any questions or concerns, just send a message to me. Thanks, and have a good day.

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