Why did the elephant cross the road?

Redwallfan7 · July 05, 2012, 04:04:32 AM

In this game, each user makes up their own sentence or theory of "why the elephant crosses the road" please be creative, follow forum rules, and have fun!

Here's mine: To get a new tusk ring for his tusks.

TaggHero · July 05, 2012, 04:33:38 AM

Because he remembered what he forgot.

Tiria Wildlough · July 05, 2012, 04:52:08 AM

He wanted to stomp on the chicken, because the chicken had stolen $1,000,000 from him

Rainshadow · July 06, 2012, 06:40:34 PM

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: He was trying to get the peanut on the other side.

Skipper · July 08, 2012, 03:40:40 PM

Because he was trying to replace the chicken.

Tiria Wildlough · July 09, 2012, 03:51:36 AM

Because he wanted to get hit by a car to see what would happen.

Rainshadow · July 10, 2012, 12:05:51 AM

Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?

A: Because no one was big enough to stop him.

Vilu Daskar · October 18, 2012, 07:29:55 PM

So some one could ask this question.

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Why did the elephant cross the road?