Clozzil's Quality Clogg-Killing Entertainment Center

[Groddil]

* You walk into a strange, underground cellar, stretching for miles around. The roof of the room is so high up you feel like you could get vertigo just looking at it. One wall of the cellar is lined with billions of strange pods, about the size of a small dog. A silver fox trudges in, and stands near one pod.

"'Ello, visitors. Me name's Clozzil, and I'm a Groddil clone. I'm here to show you the future of Forum Entertainment. Clozzil's Quality Clogg-Killing Entertainment Center!"

* Clozzil pushes the large red button mounted on one of the pods.

* A ludicrously fat, drunk, and obnoxious stoat staggers out of the pod and falls flat on its face.

"Oy, foxy thing. Get me some grog or I'll slit yer throat!"

* Clozzil kicks Clogg in the head.

"In this massive room, you will find billions of Clogg Clones for you to use as amusement. Any weapon you feel like using will be instantly conjured into your hands, but there are some rules. Firstly, don't try to remove the Clogg Clones from this room. Due to their unstable genetic makeup, trying to free them will cause them to melt instantly. Secondly, your weapons will not work against others unless the other person says so. Meaning, no PPing anybody that isn't a Clogg Clone. Thirdly, we have special side rooms for other activities, such as Capture the Flag] Clogg, where several forumites must fight to be the first to destroy the other team's Clogg. And finally, enjoy your time here at Clozzil's Quality Clogg-Killing Entertainment Center. You can find a gift shop and cafe in the lobby. Also, on the subject of payment, all forumites have been given an Endless Entertainment pass, meaning you can enjoy your Clogg-Slaughter-related fun for as long as you like!"

* Clozzil shoots Clogg with a Groddil-Brand Atomic Pulverizor, then disappears.

[Hickory]

Hi yes I would like a planet populated by Cloggs with which to use my Death Star on.

[Groddil]

"Sure, here's a portal to a different realm, populated only by Cloggs. Your death star is currently orbiting one of the many Clogg planets. Go wild."

* A portal opens.

[Hickory]

*steps through portal*

[Lady Ashenwyte]

Arrr, go boil yer head.

[Delthion]

*Stomps on Cloggs repeatedly watching their skulls be smashed.* Isn't this fun!

[Groddil]

* Clozzil turns a Clogg's face into mashed potato by hitting it repeatedly with a Groddil-Brand Sledgepotato.

"It sure is!"