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Groddil's Spambot Coronation

Started by Lady Ashenwyte, January 24, 2016, 06:26:32 AM

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Lady Ashenwyte

We are here as Groddil has won the (dis)honourable battle against Deltion, and claimed the title of the Official Spambot!

Come forth, and receive thy crown in (dis)grace!
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Groddil

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*Walks in carrying a tin of spam.*
SPAMASAOSDMAPSDPSDMAPSDMASPDSPAMSAPASMAMSPAMS!
Hail to the chief!
As some of you may know, early today Delthion and I competed in a spam battle. I defeated Delthion with the power of Doge!

*Takes crown*
We are proud to declare that the next Official Forum Spam Battle will take place on July 23rd.

For those interested in viewing the battle, go to http://www.loamhedgeabbey.com/index.php/topic,109.30.html

Søren



I'm retired from the forum

Groddil

Yes, Delthion simply used random text, I used words and phrases from doge memes into to triumph in both quality AND Quantity.

Banya

Somebody... out-spammed... Del... ?
   

Groddil

Yep. Click the link below Doge if you want to see how.

Hickory

Quote from: Banya on January 25, 2016, 05:59:43 AM
Somebody... out-spammed... Del... ?
I suppose you also didn't know that pigs can fly?
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

Delthion

Quote from: Banya on January 25, 2016, 05:59:43 AM
Somebody... out-spammed... Del... ?

Only because we hadn't set any rules, or what counted for more points. Also, Groddil broke almost every Redwall Abbey rule in the book... ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

James Gryphon

Not really. Off the top of my head he only could've broken four tops, and two of those from the Rules of Courtesy. He never scratched up against any of the really serious infractions.
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Delthion

It was an exaggeration my dear Gryphon! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

alexandre

Aha! I have finally tracked Groddil down from when he last fled, basking in the glory of battles fought long ago... I'm here Groddil, come out.
Why they try to tear the mountains down to bring in a couple more
More people, more scars upon the land

               ~ John Denver

And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

                ~ John Prine

Groddil

Quote from: alexandre on October 05, 2016, 06:11:26 AM
Aha! I have finally tracked Groddil down from when he last fled, basking in the glory of battles fought long ago... I'm here Groddil, come out.

Wut. Why do you keep necro-posting?

Delthion

Of course, now that I am the official SPAM bot the title of this topic doesn't work! ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.