the creek childs

[The Shadow of Korriban]

Hello, newcomer.  We know that you have been beaten down and discarded.  Perhaps you should call us your new friends.   Take a cup of spiked Pepsi.  Amos Vonpuffer will provide you with a straw bed, blanket, puppet lullababies, and a goodnight smile.  We hope you enjoy your endless stay here.

  *Dances*

  Welcome to the creek...

[Booklover]

I prefer Fanta.

[Kade Rivok]

Fanta Fanta, doncha want a Fanta Fanta

[Captain Wortshire]

I prefer Monta

[Russa Nodrey]

*Quickly leaves before Amos Vonpuffer can provide me with a straw bed, blanket, puppet lullababies, and a goodnight smile*

[Kade Rivok]

...hai?