Cwool Sunglassers

Lady Ashenwyte · April 25, 2017, 12:17:56 AM

Hey I'd like to buy a pair of your cwool "sunglassers"

Luftwaffles · April 25, 2017, 12:21:00 AM

Those are not the actions of a hero, Mr President.

Ashleg · April 25, 2017, 12:56:23 AM

*hops up and down*
I am a hero! A HERO I say!

I...
You'd like to purchase a pair of my Cwool Sunglassers, Ashenwyte?
...'aight. That will be five gold coins.

Lady Amber · April 25, 2017, 01:43:16 AM

"Cwool Sunglassers?" I think I'll just stick with plain sunglasses, thank you.

Ashleg · April 25, 2017, 01:47:55 AM

*stamps on the ground*

Lady Ashenwyte · April 27, 2017, 12:25:58 AM

Five gold coins? You can buy villages with five gold coins!

*Revs up chainaxe*

Ashleg · April 27, 2017, 02:37:49 AM

*revs up those friars*

Lady Ashenwyte · April 27, 2017, 01:10:02 PM

what did the friars ever do to you you monster

The Skarzs · April 27, 2017, 02:59:29 PM

Ha ha ha-*cough cough hack.*

Ashleg · April 27, 2017, 04:26:47 PM

THEY DIDN'T COOK WHAT I ASKED SO I COOKED THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Wylder Treejumper · April 27, 2017, 07:10:19 PM

Extra! Extra! President Assaults Friars Engaged in Respectful Civil Disobedience! Read all about it!

Russa Nodrey · April 27, 2017, 07:15:08 PM

Vhat iz happenink?

Wylder Treejumper · April 27, 2017, 07:16:49 PM

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Russian Squirrel Attempts to Interfere with Legitimate Journalism!

Russa Nodrey · April 27, 2017, 07:25:48 PM

Vhat? Vhere?

Wylder Treejumper · April 27, 2017, 07:29:09 PM

Fresh from the presses! Get the new headline! Russian Squirrel Denies Evidence Indicating She Interfered with the Free Press!

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