When I was a kid I thought...

[Jack the Quick]

When I was a kid I thought stealing was the greatest thing known to man. Until I got caught. At least I only ever stole toy cars from my daycare.

[Kade Rivok]

When I was a kid, I thought Pokemon were real... until one fateful day.

[shisteer of nothing much]

When I was a kid, I thought grammar was pointless.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

Up until I was about eight I thought everyone in the world was Christian...

When I was little I didn't know dogs could be scary. Then one bit my thumb.

[shisteer of nothing much]

When I was a child, I thought siblings were more of a hindrance than a help. (I was so wrong)

[Keva Strongbow]

When I was a kid, I thought things looked a lot bigger

[One-Eye the wildcat]

When I was young, I thought I had no friends.

[Ebantu the Kararehe]

When I was little, I genuinely thought that one's eyes would go square if one watched TV for too long.

[MeadowR]

^ I also kind of worried about this... There was a children's book about a boy whose eyes go square because he watches so much telly, and then all the illustrations are of what he views in square-form!

[WorshipTiria]

I used to think I was a dog.

My sister didn't know the difference between male and mail, so when she over heard my brothers talking and one saying: the males are less more dangerous than the females ( they were talking about chickens ) , she was petrified of mail boxes for 3 years ( I would go as close to mail boxes as possible to freak her out ) .

[Sailears]

I thought Rudyard Kipling and Mr Kipling (of "exceedingly good cakes") were the same person. Maybe Rudyard Kipling did make exceedingly good cakes, who knows!

[Sebias of Redwall]

When I was a kid I thought I'd grow up to be an actor in medieval fantasy films.

[Scott McLamok]

When I was a kid.....Wait I'm still one...

[Sebias of Redwall]

Lol. I'm still a child. If not literally, then at heart.

[Scott McLamok]

Same!