There was a point to this topic, but it has escaped the chronicler's mind.

[Ashleg]

NEIN!
YOU MUST NOT EAT THE RICE.

THE RICE IS TAINTED WITH REMNANTS OF THE BLACK PLAGUE!

[Russa Nodrey]

*Screams* *Accidentally spits out the rice on Ash's face* *Washes tongue off*

[Ashleg]

Aarrghh!
*gathers rice from off my face and throws it at the back of Russa's head as she's distracted with her tongue*

FOR MOTHER GOTHEL AND ALL OTHER VICTIMS OF THE PLAGUE!

[Russa Nodrey]

Aaah!!! *Cleans rice off the back of my head*

*Draws plastic fork* AYE, FOR PLAGUE VICTIMS!!!

[The Skarzs]

*Pushes Russa over with a finger.* Aaaaand you're dead!

[Ashleg]

*grabs plastic fork from Russa's lifeless finger*

I SHALL AVENGE HER WIH HER WEAPON

COME AT ME, SKARZIE!

[The Skarzs]

Oh no. My only weakness. Help me. Oh help.

[Ashleg]

There's nothing that can help you now.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is dead*

[Rosie Willowwater]

Poor Russa.

[Russa Nodrey]

Indeed, I am very poor.

[Rosie Willowwater]

*Throws Russa some coins*

[Russa Nodrey]

*Collects the coins* *Goes back to being dead*

[Lady Amber]

*Covers Russa with a sheet* We shall mourn the passing of this brave soul.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Is crying under my sheet* Yes, I was so brave.