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Re: Invent your own sport

Started by Lady Ashenwyte, May 03, 2017, 02:48:12 PM

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Lady Ashenwyte

May 03, 2017, 02:48:12 PM
SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL

THE HOT (Well, cold.) NEW SPORT IS SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL. IT INVOLVES WEARING FUR PANTS IN THE COLD SIBERIAN WINTER AND TRACKING DOWN A BEAR TO DUEL. THE ONLY WEAPONS ARE FISTS AND GIANT MOUSTACHES.
SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL IS THE GREATEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Ashleg

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May 04, 2017, 11:38:18 PM
Have you played this sport?

Lady Ashenwyte

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May 05, 2017, 01:13:52 PM
YES, OF COURSE.
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

James Gryphon

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May 05, 2017, 05:29:30 PM
Mod: Give me actual pictures (though a video is preferable) of you doing this, or the last three posts go to the Cellars.
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