News:

We're doing a read-along of the Redwall series! The current book is The Sable Quean!

Main Menu

Camping in Bear Infested woods

Started by Rosie Willowwater, May 16, 2017, 01:11:21 AM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.

Ashleg

EVERY THREAD YOU APPEAR IN, GONFF,

IT'S THE HOBBIT HOLE

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT DANG HOBBIT HOLE

Delthion

When I opened this thread I expected a parody of "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening."

"Whose woods these are I think I know,
They will eat me and my big toe!" ;D
Dreams, dreams are untapped and writhing. How much more real are dreams than that paltry existence which we now call reality? How shall we ascend to that which humanity is destined? By mastering the dreamworld of course. That is how, my pupils, that is how.

Gonff the Mousethief

Quote from: Ashleg on May 16, 2017, 04:42:35 AM
EVERY THREAD YOU APPEAR IN, GONFF,

IT'S THE HOBBIT HOLE

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT DANG HOBBIT HOLE

It is my Hobbit Hole. I'ma Hobbit. Gotta have one.


Quote from: Delthion on May 16, 2017, 04:48:24 AM
When I opened this thread I expected a parody of "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening."

"Whose woods these are I think I know,
They will eat me and my big toe!" ;D

I will certainly make a fine meal don't fear,
For I'm topped with salt and oregano.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



The Skarzs

Quote from: Gonff the Mousethief on May 16, 2017, 04:58:09 AM
Quote from: Delthion on May 16, 2017, 04:48:24 AM
When I opened this thread I expected a parody of "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening."

"Whose woods these are I think I know,
They will eat me and my big toe!" ;D

I will certainly make a fine meal don't fear,
For I'm topped with salt and oregano.
Quote from: Ashleg on May 16, 2017, 04:42:35 AM
EVERY THREAD YOU APPEAR IN, GONFF,
WHAT IS UP WITH THAT DANG HOBBIT HOLE
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg


Lady Ashenwyte

SIBERIAN BEAR DUEL TIME COMRADES



HERE HAVE SOME VODKAAAAAAAAAAAA
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Jetthebinturong

"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Lady Ashenwyte

The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

Jetthebinturong

"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Aimless Gallivanter

aaaagh the fearsome English Bear ruuuuuuun
im gay!!!!!!

The Skarzs

I am imagining a bear with a mustache, top hat, and monocle drinking tea, and this
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 16, 2017, 04:26:29 PM
Grawf. Grarr. Urgh. Raaaaagh.
is actually an intelligent conversation in bear talk.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Groddil

Camping pop quiz!

This little bastard...



...appears in your tent. What do you do?

Rosie Willowwater

                    

The Skarzs

Stick a skewer through its mouth and out its tail and hang it up while you start a fire to cook it with.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Groddil

Rosie, you're DEAD, because you just got gangrene from a scratch.

Skarzs, you get to live another day, and you won't go hungry.