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Camping in Bear Infested woods

Started by Rosie Willowwater, May 16, 2017, 01:11:21 AM

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Lady Amber

I would freak out and get it out of the tent immediately; I don't even know what that thing is, I just wouldn't want some freaky lizard thing in my tent.

*Breaks out marshmallows and skewers* Who wants to roast marshmallows?

Groddil

Amber, you're dead too. The Goanna would scratch you long before you managed to get past it and out of the tent.

Rosie Willowwater

Quote from: Lady Amber on May 17, 2017, 02:32:45 AM
I would freak out and get it out of the tent immediately; I don't even know what that thing is, I just wouldn't want some freaky lizard thing in my tent.

*Breaks out marshmallows and skewers* Who wants to roast marshmallows?

Meeeee! *runs over to Amber*
                    

Lady Amber

Quote from: Groddil on May 17, 2017, 02:34:52 AM
Amber, you're dead too. The Goanna would scratch you long before you managed to get past it and out of the tent.
No, I would get it out of the tent, not myself. Like with a shovel or something.

Quote from: Rosie Willowwater on May 17, 2017, 02:36:30 AM
Quote from: Lady Amber on May 17, 2017, 02:32:45 AM
I would freak out and get it out of the tent immediately; I don't even know what that thing is, I just wouldn't want some freaky lizard thing in my tent.

*Breaks out marshmallows and skewers* Who wants to roast marshmallows?

Meeeee! *runs over to Amber*
Yay! Here's the bag. *Holds out bag of marshmallows along with a fistful of skewers to put them on*

Rosie Willowwater

*Eats all of the marshmallows "by accident"*

Oops...
                    

Lady Amber

Don't worry, I have another bag! *Gets other bag and roasts marshmallows for myself*

Gonff the Mousethief

Quote from: Ashleg on May 16, 2017, 02:58:10 PM
That's Hobbitlicious.

Indeed

Quote from: Groddil on May 17, 2017, 01:36:09 AM
Camping pop quiz!

This little [fox]...



...appears in your tent. What do you do?

I'd first try to get out of Australia, then maybe go with a shotgun or two.
I want the world of Tolkien,
The message of Lewis;
The adventure of Jacques,
And the heart of Milne.
But I want the originality of me.



The Skarzs

Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Ashleg

Quote from: Groddil on May 17, 2017, 01:36:09 AM
Camping pop quiz!

This little [fox]...



...appears in your tent. What do you do?

Feed it. I love giant reptiles.

Groddil

Sorry, but you're all DEAD!

Amber, if you try to move it, it's tail'll whip whatever you're holding out of your hands. Then it'll scratch you.

Gonff, your plan is flawed on the concept that there's no way you're getting a shotgun as a non-resident, so you're dead too.

Ashleg, you fed it... With your flesh. It ripped your hand off the second you got near it. You're dead too.

Lady Ashenwyte

I USE THE POWER OF MUSCLES TO DESTROY IT IN ONE SECOND
The fastest way to a man's heart- Or anyone's, in fact- Is to tear a hole through their chest.

Indeed. You are as ancient as the soot that choked Pompeii into oblivion, though not quite as uncaring. - Rusvul

Just a butterfly struggling through my chrysalis.

The Skarzs

I thought that looked like a monitor. . . Nice.
Cave of Skarzs

Cave potato.

Jetthebinturong

Quote from: The Skarzs on May 17, 2017, 01:13:47 AM
I am imagining a bear with a mustache, top hat, and monocle drinking tea, and this
Quote from: Jetthebinturong on May 16, 2017, 04:26:29 PM
Grawf. Grarr. Urgh. Raaaaagh.
is actually an intelligent conversation in bear talk.
Rawg. Arrrrr. Urf. Rah. Graww. Raaaa. Awg.
"In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system."
"Understood." Will looked at Nico. "Will you be my buddy?"
"You're a dork," Nico announced.
~ The Hidden Oracle, Rick Riordan

Cornflower MM

*Is sleeping using log as a pillow* *Cracks eye open and glares at the bear* Keep it down, would you? M'tryna sleep.

Aimless Gallivanter

speaking of moniters!! have y'all seen the peach throat monitor?? theyre super cool
im gay!!!!!!