The Hip Happening Forum Topic

[The Skarzs]

Maybe you were safer in there. It only swallowed you; he didn't eat you.

[Russa Nodrey]

True. *Climbs back inside the bush*

[The Skarzs]

But now you killed it.

[Delthion]

*The clippers, jealous of Russa's trust in the bush, come to life and eat the bush and Russa whole.*

[The Skarzs]

Murder.

[Russa Nodrey]

Indeed.

*Eats a hole in the clippers and escapes*

[HeadInAnotherGalaxy]

*Ze Zcizzorz-Appreciation Club zuez Russa*

[The Skarzs]

Where is this firm's credentials?

[Russa Nodrey]

Yeah, where are they? *Eats the rest of the clippers*

[The Skarzs]

She is turning into Delthion.

[Russa Nodrey]

*Regurgitates the clippers* What was that?

[The Skarzs]

You heard me right. No need to check your ears.

[Russa Nodrey]

Nah, I only eat what's trying to kill me.

[The Skarzs]

So does he. (And more, of course.)

[Boss Hayes]

Nah, I only eat what's trying to kill me.

Suddenly Slothunog appears!!! And promptly tries eating Russa. Slithering across the land though is a little awkward... but the monster is just as quick as it is seemingly out of place!